When life gives you lemons…

Confucious says…

1.

Make lemonade. No, really…. it’s not just a banal idiom. First thing in the morning: fresh squeeze 1 whole lemon into a pint glass. Add 1-2 tablespoons of grade B real maple syrup. Sprinkle in a touch of cayenne. Fill with warm water. It’s alkalizing, detoxifying, warming… it kicks your organs into action and puts a smile on your face.

2.

Throw out all those disgusting bottles of salad dressing that crowd your refrigerator. The best salad dressing is simply FRESH olive oil, a splash of lemon juice, and a dash of sea salt. You don’t need Ranch. Ew.

3.

Toss the peels in your garbage disposal. Grind ’em up while running hot water to clean and deodorize.

4.

Turn your hair blonde. Rinse your hair in lemon water and sit in the sun for lovely, blonde highlights.

5.

Make guacamole. Dice up a ripe avo. Add lemon juice and sea salt. EAT!

6.

Make a whiskey sour. It’s sort of like lemonade but for the really sour days 😉

7.

Sell the lemons and invest the profit in an index fund. Sit back and watch the power of compound interest go to work.